Come on, you *really* want me to answer that? Let's just forget about it. Maybe talk about the fact that you apparently decided to go drinking without me? What's THAT all about?
It's not like I planned this, anyway. I got dragged out by Warner and Holt when I was leaving. And I'm not staying for more than one when I've got to be back at 7am tomorrow.
Hey, it's less about your literal age and more about your state of being.
And your habits.
And general aura.
I still don't think that's the word I'd actually go with though.
[Let's see... If he were a drunk stranger who saw Yzak Jule scowling around a bar, and got it in his head to walk up to the man and call him a "___ motherfucker" for ostensibly no reason... The adjective he'd choose to fill that blank would probably be...]
[ It does say something about Yzak that this is his mans, it's true. This kind of shit is exactly why he likes him, despite all of his fuss about it.
And he will not be commenting on that comment (which in itself is comment enough) but ugh he's in a BAR staring at the text and the word love and Dearka's just being stupid and jokey about it anD YET he's feeling his face heat up like a colossal fool.
So what Dearka will get instead, a couple of moments later, is a photo of a fresh new drink next to the single empty glass he was originally only intending to have. : ) ]
But also fuck now he's going to see whatever grandpa ass outfit Yzak has on after that remark. (probably like a wool cardigan or something but AT LEAST HE'S THE COZIEST MAN IN THE ROOM) ]
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That makes it worse! Don't they say alcohol just makes people tell the truth?
That means she actually believes it!
[ And that's worse than just saying it to be an asshole! ]
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Come on... Maybe she was just saying it on a bet or something. You don't know for sure.
What happened afterwards?
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If she was acting on a bet, I'd love to find out from who!
But as it stands, she walked away, and I had better things to do than pay attention to where she went!
[ Because by the time his flabbergasted brain realized what she said to him she was gone. ]
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But that means Yzak now swings back to his pin from a couple of moments ago. ]
What word would you use, then? Since you just said you wouldn't use shady to describe me.
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Come on, you *really* want me to answer that? Let's just forget about it. Maybe talk about the fact that you apparently decided to go drinking without me? What's THAT all about?
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Your shift at the office was over early today!
It's not like I planned this, anyway. I got dragged out by Warner and Holt when I was leaving. And I'm not staying for more than one when I've got to be back at 7am tomorrow.
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See, if that woman wanted to be more accurate with her insults, she should have just called you an old grandpa.
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I'm not an OLD anything! That wouldn't be accurate at all!
But you saying accurate, that means THAT'S what you'd say!?
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And your habits.
And general aura.
I still don't think that's the word I'd actually go with though.
[Let's see... If he were a drunk stranger who saw Yzak Jule scowling around a bar, and got it in his head to walk up to the man and call him a "___ motherfucker" for ostensibly no reason... The adjective he'd choose to fill that blank would probably be...]
"Uptight" seems more suitable than "shady".
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(he was 100% scowling in the bar) ]
There's nothing wrong with my habits and I am NOT uptight!
[ A beat. ]
And if I was it'd be because I have to listen to and read THIS kind of slanderous shit!
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But consider this: it's the perfect setup for all KINDS of terrible, tightness related pick-up lines.
[Hopefully Yzak can pick up on the lazy drawl and the cocked eyebrow that's just, dripping from that text.]
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(yzak is already losing by thinking it's cute) ]
Terrible is right.
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;) You know you love it.
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And he will not be commenting on that comment (which in itself is comment enough) but ugh he's in a BAR staring at the text and the word love and Dearka's just being stupid and jokey about it anD YET he's feeling his face heat up like a colossal fool.
So what Dearka will get instead, a couple of moments later, is a photo of a fresh new drink next to the single empty glass he was originally only intending to have. : ) ]
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That's the spirit, gramps!
[He probably also sends like, a stupid LINE sticker of an anime dog giving a thumbs up with a bunch of sparkles behind it or something.]
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NOTHING ABOUT ME IS OLD
[ Thank god Dearka can't see what he's wearing because that would probably betray that statement. ]
I just think the last 20 minutes merited this.
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He sends another sticker. It's the same dog making a stupid winky face.]
Well as long as you're having another... Which bar are you at? Think I'll come join you.
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[ It's close to Dearka.
But also fuck now he's going to see whatever grandpa ass outfit Yzak has on after that remark. (probably like a wool cardigan or something but AT LEAST HE'S THE COZIEST MAN IN THE ROOM) ]
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He'll just shoot him a knowing look that says it all instead.]
Lucky me! I'll head right over. And you'd better not take off before I get there.