[Thank god this is a text and not a phone call or something, because he actually barks a laugh out loud when he reads that.]
Wow. Someone should probably tell her that it's COMMANDER Shady Motherfucker, actually.
Wow. Someone should probably tell her that it's COMMANDER Shady Motherfucker, actually.
Edited 2024-03-30 03:14 (UTC)
[IT'S WHAT HE DESEEEERRRVESSS]
True. Can't say "shady" is a word *I* would pick to describe you.
[No comment on the "motherfucker" part though!]
Don't take it too personally. I bet she was just drunk off her ass.
True. Can't say "shady" is a word *I* would pick to describe you.
[No comment on the "motherfucker" part though!]
Don't take it too personally. I bet she was just drunk off her ass.
[Oh boy... His feelings are really hurt over this, huh :/]
Come on... Maybe she was just saying it on a bet or something. You don't know for sure.
What happened afterwards?
Come on... Maybe she was just saying it on a bet or something. You don't know for sure.
What happened afterwards?
LOL. So she did a hit and run, then...? Come on. Are you seriously going to take the word of a flaky woman like that?
[Dearka about to reap what he's sown,,]
Come on, you *really* want me to answer that? Let's just forget about it. Maybe talk about the fact that you apparently decided to go drinking without me? What's THAT all about?
Come on, you *really* want me to answer that? Let's just forget about it. Maybe talk about the fact that you apparently decided to go drinking without me? What's THAT all about?
[What a sense of personal responsibility! Such healthy habits! Absolutely begging to be made fun of.]
See, if that woman wanted to be more accurate with her insults, she should have just called you an old grandpa.
See, if that woman wanted to be more accurate with her insults, she should have just called you an old grandpa.
Hey, it's less about your literal age and more about your state of being.
And your habits.
And general aura.
I still don't think that's the word I'd actually go with though.
[Let's see... If he were a drunk stranger who saw Yzak Jule scowling around a bar, and got it in his head to walk up to the man and call him a "___ motherfucker" for ostensibly no reason... The adjective he'd choose to fill that blank would probably be...]
"Uptight" seems more suitable than "shady".
And your habits.
And general aura.
I still don't think that's the word I'd actually go with though.
[Let's see... If he were a drunk stranger who saw Yzak Jule scowling around a bar, and got it in his head to walk up to the man and call him a "___ motherfucker" for ostensibly no reason... The adjective he'd choose to fill that blank would probably be...]
"Uptight" seems more suitable than "shady".
[Oopsie. Maybe it's time to steer this conversation in a different direction...]
But consider this: it's the perfect setup for all KINDS of terrible, tightness related pick-up lines.
[Hopefully Yzak can pick up on the lazy drawl and the cocked eyebrow that's just, dripping from that text.]
But consider this: it's the perfect setup for all KINDS of terrible, tightness related pick-up lines.
[Hopefully Yzak can pick up on the lazy drawl and the cocked eyebrow that's just, dripping from that text.]
Edited 2024-04-03 02:26 (UTC)
[Wherever he's been, Dearka has been experiencing changes that are not at all dissimilar: sudden and alarming, immediately assaulting his brain with all kinds of heightened and unfamiliar instincts and impulses.
Also not dissimilar: his immediate fear and concern for his partner's safety... Fear which only increases as he watches many of the strangers out on the streets begin to undergo their own changes, and proceed to leap all over each other.]
Damn it!
[He's already tearing back towards their shared living space before Yzak even calls, the hair on the back of his neck standing on end.
...Well. "Fur" might be a more accurate word than "hair", actually.
His own changes had arrived as a violent maelstrom of teeth and claws which made his blood boil and his energy spike. He feels more alive and alert than ever, like the switch which controls his soldier's combat instincts is suddenly jammed into the 'on' position, and he can't even think about turning it back off. It might almost be invigorating, if it didn't feel like his heart was about to pound out of his chest. Distracting smells and sounds try to assault his heightened senses from every direction as he sprints back towards the coordinates given, but he grits his new fangs and ignores them all with a single-minded determination.
That's how a blonde-furred and harried looking wolf-man eventually comes to burst through the front door, wrenching it open with such strength and urgency that it's a wonder he doesn't smash the door itself, or rip it off its hinges.]
Yzak!
[Dearka shouts his name and screeches to a halt at the threshold, filling up the doorway, breathing heavily for a moment. His eyes are wild, and his clothes are shredded in some places; his changes came with a lot more alterations to his very skeletal structure, so his somewhat lanky and typically relaxed frame now hulking and tensed. All this at the cost of several popped seams and slashes in the fabric of his clothing, the latter likely caused by clumsy, unfamiliar claws.
He's almost unrecognizable like this, with the face of a beast, his teeth bared and gleaming white.
But... When he sees that Yzak is still here, and he's at least still in one piece, his expression relaxes into something much more obviously Dearka. The snout recedes. He shrinks down a bit, reaches up to rub the back of his neck and lets out an over-exaggerated sigh of relief.]
Thank god... Oi, Yzak; you didn't have to scare me like that, you know.
Also not dissimilar: his immediate fear and concern for his partner's safety... Fear which only increases as he watches many of the strangers out on the streets begin to undergo their own changes, and proceed to leap all over each other.]
Damn it!
[He's already tearing back towards their shared living space before Yzak even calls, the hair on the back of his neck standing on end.
...Well. "Fur" might be a more accurate word than "hair", actually.
His own changes had arrived as a violent maelstrom of teeth and claws which made his blood boil and his energy spike. He feels more alive and alert than ever, like the switch which controls his soldier's combat instincts is suddenly jammed into the 'on' position, and he can't even think about turning it back off. It might almost be invigorating, if it didn't feel like his heart was about to pound out of his chest. Distracting smells and sounds try to assault his heightened senses from every direction as he sprints back towards the coordinates given, but he grits his new fangs and ignores them all with a single-minded determination.
That's how a blonde-furred and harried looking wolf-man eventually comes to burst through the front door, wrenching it open with such strength and urgency that it's a wonder he doesn't smash the door itself, or rip it off its hinges.]
Yzak!
[Dearka shouts his name and screeches to a halt at the threshold, filling up the doorway, breathing heavily for a moment. His eyes are wild, and his clothes are shredded in some places; his changes came with a lot more alterations to his very skeletal structure, so his somewhat lanky and typically relaxed frame now hulking and tensed. All this at the cost of several popped seams and slashes in the fabric of his clothing, the latter likely caused by clumsy, unfamiliar claws.
He's almost unrecognizable like this, with the face of a beast, his teeth bared and gleaming white.
But... When he sees that Yzak is still here, and he's at least still in one piece, his expression relaxes into something much more obviously Dearka. The snout recedes. He shrinks down a bit, reaches up to rub the back of his neck and lets out an over-exaggerated sigh of relief.]
Thank god... Oi, Yzak; you didn't have to scare me like that, you know.
[Yzak pulls the gun so fast, Dearka barely has time to finish the sentence before he's reflexively holding his hands up in front of him in a placating gesture, his eyes widening. Thankfully, Yzak lowers the weapon again just as quickly. Which, is nice; now doesn't seem like a great time to be reenacting Mendel, after all...
At Yzak's question he snorts, letting his hands drop again. By this point he's calmed down enough that he's looking more just like a hairier, scruffier version of his typical self.]
Wish I could answer that. It just sort of happened, y'know...? And I'm not the only one. People all over the city started changing too, completely without warning. [He cocks his head, frowning skeptically.] Did you not notice? I assumed that's what your call was about.
At Yzak's question he snorts, letting his hands drop again. By this point he's calmed down enough that he's looking more just like a hairier, scruffier version of his typical self.]
Wish I could answer that. It just sort of happened, y'know...? And I'm not the only one. People all over the city started changing too, completely without warning. [He cocks his head, frowning skeptically.] Did you not notice? I assumed that's what your call was about.
[Yeah he's calling his shit out on that.]
;) You know you love it.
;) You know you love it.
[If he was hoping this would make Dearka jealous or something, he's sorely off the mark.]
That's the spirit, gramps!
[He probably also sends like, a stupid LINE sticker of an anime dog giving a thumbs up with a bunch of sparkles behind it or something.]
That's the spirit, gramps!
[He probably also sends like, a stupid LINE sticker of an anime dog giving a thumbs up with a bunch of sparkles behind it or something.]

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