[ It does say something about Yzak that this is his mans, it's true. This kind of shit is exactly why he likes him, despite all of his fuss about it.
And he will not be commenting on that comment (which in itself is comment enough) but ugh he's in a BAR staring at the text and the word love and Dearka's just being stupid and jokey about it anD YET he's feeling his face heat up like a colossal fool.
So what Dearka will get instead, a couple of moments later, is a photo of a fresh new drink next to the single empty glass he was originally only intending to have. : ) ]
But also fuck now he's going to see whatever grandpa ass outfit Yzak has on after that remark. (probably like a wool cardigan or something but AT LEAST HE'S THE COZIEST MAN IN THE ROOM) ]
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(he was 100% scowling in the bar) ]
There's nothing wrong with my habits and I am NOT uptight!
[ A beat. ]
And if I was it'd be because I have to listen to and read THIS kind of slanderous shit!
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But consider this: it's the perfect setup for all KINDS of terrible, tightness related pick-up lines.
[Hopefully Yzak can pick up on the lazy drawl and the cocked eyebrow that's just, dripping from that text.]
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(yzak is already losing by thinking it's cute) ]
Terrible is right.
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;) You know you love it.
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And he will not be commenting on that comment (which in itself is comment enough) but ugh he's in a BAR staring at the text and the word love and Dearka's just being stupid and jokey about it anD YET he's feeling his face heat up like a colossal fool.
So what Dearka will get instead, a couple of moments later, is a photo of a fresh new drink next to the single empty glass he was originally only intending to have. : ) ]
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That's the spirit, gramps!
[He probably also sends like, a stupid LINE sticker of an anime dog giving a thumbs up with a bunch of sparkles behind it or something.]
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NOTHING ABOUT ME IS OLD
[ Thank god Dearka can't see what he's wearing because that would probably betray that statement. ]
I just think the last 20 minutes merited this.
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He sends another sticker. It's the same dog making a stupid winky face.]
Well as long as you're having another... Which bar are you at? Think I'll come join you.
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[ It's close to Dearka.
But also fuck now he's going to see whatever grandpa ass outfit Yzak has on after that remark. (probably like a wool cardigan or something but AT LEAST HE'S THE COZIEST MAN IN THE ROOM) ]
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He'll just shoot him a knowing look that says it all instead.]
Lucky me! I'll head right over. And you'd better not take off before I get there.